Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Anti Joke

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