What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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KILL WHITEY

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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penis

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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