Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What comes after 69? 70

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

9/11 my birthday

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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