- Anti Joke

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.