- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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