- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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