- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Two baby seals walk into a club.

your face

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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