Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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That is so fetch

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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