What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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