Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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