- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a black man? A person

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

William wright is Gay

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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