roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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