your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

a skinny sumo wrestler

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

seek beauty

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

FUCK THE JEWS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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