What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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