Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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