- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I am a mime

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

My Butthole.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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