- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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