- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Roses are blue Colton is gay

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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