- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

im saul and i love cock

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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