what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Ily bae

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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