What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Communism hehe xd

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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