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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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