civil rights

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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