A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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