- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

yeyeyeyeye live action

Heskey time.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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