What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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