Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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