What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Women's rights

who's a slut... you're mom

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Once upon a time

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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