Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Women deserve equal rights.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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