Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Horse.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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