- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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pull my finger (farts)

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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