- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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