- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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