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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Boxing on Boxing Day

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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