- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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