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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

your mum

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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