- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Call of Duty is a good game.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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