- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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