Knock Know! Come in!

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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