What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Justin beiber's penis

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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everyone dislike this

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Pickles are powerful

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Morning wood.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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