- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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