What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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THE GAME.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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