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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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