- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

why girl die cancer

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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