One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Democracy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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hi jonny

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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