How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Mahmy

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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