say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

I'm Polish.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Where's my tractor?

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