why do mexicans get made fun of

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

mental kid

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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