- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Nah

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Dwight Howard

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

snooki

Fine, ladies first.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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