What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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